I Like McDonald's

I like McDonald's
I like McDonald's
I like McDonald's
I like McDonald's

McDonald's sucks big ass
I hate their taste and their ideas
They move from murderres to cash
That's why I hate Mcdonald's
Yeah!

I hate McDonald's
I hate McDonald's
I hate McDonald's
I hate McDonald's




Snoring Bitch

I wanna bitch, I wanna whore
I want that and nothing more
I wanna bitch, I wanna whore
If she would promise not to snore
I want her to get out of my bed
I want her to be as bad, as you were sad when someone's dad
Will turn out to be fucking mad

Snorin' bitch
she woke me up again
Snorin' bitch
why can't she understand?
Snorin' bitch
i want you out of here you
Snorin' bitch

Sometimes I think again
real women i can't gain
i want a stupid ho with money, tits and not a flaw
if she could find a man
someone to understand
her nastrols are so big, they make those creepy noises when she sleeps

Snorin' bitch
she woke me up again
Snorin' bitch
why can't she understand?
Snorin' bitch
i want you out of here you
Snorin' bitch




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My Perfect Girl

my perfect girl she has it all
my perfect girl she's not at all another hooker i found on the streets while searhing for some love
i try to understand
what's in her that makes me so mad
cuz when i'm not around her i feel like sucha mess inside my head

if she'd know just the way i feel that 
in those lonely nights i sleep alone
inspite of my lonely broken heart
i'll get my ass kicked every night for her
and she can make me feel 
so neglected

anthoer weekend ends
i still wanna ask her on a date
and i will do that when i'll see her if i won't be such a wimp
i'm standing next to her 
thinking over again 
just do it now, don't take it back , just say the words you want to say

if you would know just the way i feel
in lonely nights i sleep alone
and inspite of my lonely broken heart
i'll get my ass kicked every night for her
and you can make me feel
so neglected